Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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