All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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