I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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