My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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