im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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