i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he puts the penis in happiness.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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