Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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