just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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