My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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