I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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