she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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