how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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