wake up i wanna do it froggy style
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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