U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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