Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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