The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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