she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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