Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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