drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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