If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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