so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm always down for nudity.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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