my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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