Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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