Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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