I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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