Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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