she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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