Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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