They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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