You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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