where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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