no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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