I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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