he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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