he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Randomize
