their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Can't talk, ducks in the car
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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