before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I touched a dick in church today
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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