"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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