would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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