If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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