CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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