Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He shit in the fireplace
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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