youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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