Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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