the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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