white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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