The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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