i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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