I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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