Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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