Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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